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"Okay, I got your stuff ordered. I work remotely now."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

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"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."

"One of you got online and stole my identity, which is weird because there's not one thing unique about us."

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."

Augmented reality check

'Laura realised it was time to update her online dating profile.'

"You have the right to one phone call, or one cell phone call, or one pager call, or one e-mail!"

'It didn't work out. We got along great, but our phones were incompatible.'

"The doctors running late. Feel free to catch up on your binge watching in our waiting room."

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"I didn't mind that his Valentine was a e-card. The big letdown was getting the box of e-chocolates."

'I occasionally need to read my tweets to remember what I was doing.'

"I'm internet dating. I'm looking for someone I can morph and tweak."

"Actually write thank-you notes to my best customers with a pen and paper? But I wouldn't have spell check!"

"Fine – if they all want to meet online, screw them."

Internet taking money from a man's pocket

"Would you care to come up and see my cardiovascular fitness data?"

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Missing the human touch.

Graduation Day at Drone School

"Siri, find me someone better."

'Be careful! It could be a phishing mail!'

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'