Tech-savvy Gift Seeker Pillows

"Sorry I can't tell you what's on my wish list. I don't share my personal data."

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

'Don't forget to delete cookies when you shop online!!"

"Debit card, no problem. Any cash back?"

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

"I didn't mind that his Valentine was a e-card. The big letdown was getting the box of e-chocolates."

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"Okay, I got your stuff ordered. I work remotely now."

Internet taking money from a man's pocket

"Sorry - card payment only."

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

"Press these flowers into a scanner and e-mail them to my wife please, Monique"

'He's mining for bitcoins again.'

"Rudolph, with you nose so bright... I'm using my GPS device tonight!"

"Our Instacart shopper says they're out and to order earlier if we want worms."

"Tell me again about how I can shop online and have gifts delivered without leaving my office."

"It's not exactly shopping. Many companies have my profile, they send me stuff they know I'll like and they bill me for it."

'Binary' monk demonstrates computer skills.

"Sure, paying the bills on-line is faster...but we go through our money faster too!"

Internet, Interflora

'Yes, those suit you perfectly.'

Modern money

'Can I help you?'

"Alexa, tell me I'm a bad girl."