Geeky Gift Hunter Pillows

'That's it, then . . .there's no way you can fine tune my fillings so I can pick up HD radio?'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Easter Island Cheeseheads

How Amazon was invented

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

A baby using a heavy duty drill

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

Football heads...

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

"Yeah, I'm out on bail: The judge laughed when he said I was not a flight risk..."

The Doll's afternoon tea party had taken an unexpected ad dramatic turn.

'Forget those itch creams, do what I do, just put your butt down on the carpet and scoot around the room.'

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

Young Geeks.

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

Cannibal Moms : "Remember kids, no dessert until you eat all or your vegetarian!"

Pavlov's Dog at Christmas time...

The Land Before Time.

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

"I didn't mind that his Valentine was a e-card. The big letdown was getting the box of e-chocolates."

"Money or your beard!"

"Oi, who are you bleedin' looking at?"

Octopus

Toilet Tissue Typist.

"Save the thong. I'd like to floss afterwards."

When they're not flying, they walk around and play classic rock music. The strolling drones!