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The Land Before Time.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

I love Museum Shops

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

Never give a cow a giant straw.

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

"Other than going ahead and back an hour at daylight savings, professor, can your time machine travel to any other period in time?"

Emergency Underpants

Alien: "I'm here to negotiate my new contract with George Lucas !"

Toast kidnapper.