Geeky Gift Hunter Prints

'That's it, then . . .there's no way you can fine tune my fillings so I can pick up HD radio?'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Easter Island Cheeseheads

How Amazon was invented

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

A baby using a heavy duty drill

Happy Bifurcation Day,

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Football heads...

'My whole life, I've felt like I've been running from something...'

The Doll's afternoon tea party had taken an unexpected ad dramatic turn.

"Yeah, I'm out on bail: The judge laughed when he said I was not a flight risk..."

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

'Forget those itch creams, do what I do, just put your butt down on the carpet and scoot around the room.'

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

Young Geeks.

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

Cannibal Moms : "Remember kids, no dessert until you eat all or your vegetarian!"

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

Toilet Tissue Typist.

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

"Oi, who are you bleedin' looking at?"

Octopus

"Now is the part of the show when we ask the audience to shout out some random numbers."

"I didn't mind that his Valentine was a e-card. The big letdown was getting the box of e-chocolates."