Geeky Gifter Prints

"The other gangs can give you protection. We can give you free wi-fi."

Scientists are sexy

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

Bagel problems.

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"

Young Geeks.

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

STRIP Hambone: Neddle-less christmas tree screen saver

'It the thought that counts.'

'Re-gifting has become socially acceptable, dear, but re-carding is going a little too far.'

Make Your Own

"Okay, I got your stuff ordered. I work remotely now."

'Honey, I really think last year's very generous Christmas gift absolves me from saying hi each time he delivers the mail.'

Hand Sanitiser in the Middle of the Ocean

"Press these flowers into a scanner and e-mail them to my wife please, Monique"

Santa Goes Hybrid.

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.

"It's my Dad's Birthday. Could you gift wrap it?"

"Happy birthday!"

'That's it, then . . .there's no way you can fine tune my fillings so I can pick up HD radio?'

"I'm not social distancing. I just don't like you."

"I got a watch of sorts when I retired...they gave me the old security camera I sat beneath for 20 years."

santa claus megaphone.

"The shredder took care of the documents, but not my whistle-blower accountant."

"Mistletoe and fruitcake instead of flowers and candy for Valentine's Day? You're recycling Christmas stuff, aren't you."

Santa gives the earth the Covid-19 vaccine