Tech-savvy Spenders Pillows

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

The Re-Opening of Schools

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

"Cool bonfire app, man."

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

"Debit card, no problem. Any cash back?"

'Don't forget to delete cookies when you shop online!!"

“Okay, Cindy, don’t think of it as learning ... think of it as a software upgrade!”

'Do you ever communicate as a family by just speaking?'

'This pacifier looks like a cell phone to make the inevitable transition that much easier.'

'Okay kids if you think the answer is A then text 1181, if you think the answer is B text 1182...'

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"Nice! Home school education has certainly changed since I was in school."

"Have you noticed the kids never ask us anything since they learned to google?"

'I suppose it's just one of those things.'

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

Computers: Come In and Browse.

'... And in tech news, cue card holders are losing their jobs after being replaced with smartphone apps.'

Internet taking money from a man's pocket

1804: Early Social Networking

'Don't even bother, pal. Looks like they're all taken.'

U order N Uber?

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'It was neat! - they have flat-screen blackboards!'