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Retailers Tech Expo. A customer just passed a card with an embedded chip by the sensor to complete the purchase! They wave goodbye to their money!

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

The Re-Opening of Schools

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

"Cool bonfire app, man."

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

So what's your back story? What do you do? Marketing. Downtown. House of Java.net Cybercafe. I'm an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. Heard of it? A baby goes to a restaurants and cafes and tried their food. If he likes it, the eatery gets a glowing online review. If not, curtains! I'm an investor. I'm on the ground floor! Did you only ask about me so you could then talk about yourself? I hear you. You're asking about me. Don't know what's worse: Men, high-tech investors, or the combinat

"Debit card, no problem. Any cash back?"

'Don't forget to delete cookies when you shop online!!"

“Okay, Cindy, don’t think of it as learning ... think of it as a software upgrade!”

'Do you ever communicate as a family by just speaking?'

'This pacifier looks like a cell phone to make the inevitable transition that much easier.'

'Okay kids if you think the answer is A then text 1181, if you think the answer is B text 1182...'

"Have you noticed the kids never ask us anything since they learned to google?"

'Oh no, not another tweet!'

"Nice! Home school education has certainly changed since I was in school."

'I suppose it's just one of those things.'

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"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

Computers: Come In and Browse.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'It was neat! - they have flat-screen blackboards!'

Careful - Ginger left the sniffing app open, and it shared her scent with everyone.

Internet taking money from a man's pocket

U order N Uber?

Our genius techie kid is hacking your bank account while your read this.

'Don't even bother, pal. Looks like they're all taken.'