Digital Spender Pillows

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You've got computer-breath."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"I'll never forget you."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"My best friend is my phone."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

I e-bay t-shirt.

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"Please turn on your cell phones."

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

Man-mobile

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

Silly sausages

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

Computer with owner on a leash like a dog

'And do you promise to offer free, unlimited tech support?'