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'We had a huge tax surplus, and then she discovered eBay.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You've got computer-breath."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

"I'll never forget you."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

"My best friend is my phone."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Take pity on me. I can't give much this year. What is this heresy, son? I didn't get a raise this year, got furloughed this summer, am behind on my cable bill, can't afford proper dates. But it's the holidays. Think of the needy. Pierre in flat-panels has a new baby. Sandy, the mobile device manager, toils so hard for your business. And don't forget Apple. It's got to make its quarter. Computer Villa. Customer service. I shouldn't just think of myself. That's better. I'd like to upgrade all my d

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Please turn on your cell phones."

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

Man-mobile

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

Silly sausages

"Is it an important text?"

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

Computer with owner on a leash like a dog

'And do you promise to offer free, unlimited tech support?'