Habitual Saver Gifts

"Ever worked out how much we have saved over the years by not having to buy trousers?"

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

"It failed the stress test."

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

ABC. Uh-oh, here comes the penalty for early withdrawal.

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

"I thought I'd done everything necessary to guarantee us a decent pension..."

Piggy bank #3: normal (colour).

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

'We'd like to default on the bill.'

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'

"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?"

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

Piggy bank queuing at the bank.

How do you like the new suit?

"If we want to get across our warnings about the dire consequences of not saving for a future then we need powerful dramatic message!"

'But, Pop ... I thought bears hibernated in the winter.'

How Will You Spend Your Extra $5 an Hour?

Still on the Back Burner

Piggy Bank has Bitcoin in mouth

'Finally...some money for our 401K!'

Greta Thunberg

Gentleman wanting to know exactly how much he owes his butler

IPCC climate change report

The eco club demands that the school stop buying bottled water! Ok. Principal. Ok? You're right. The school needs to be green. Wow! The administration is so ecologically advanced! We try! Clever move, axing bottled water to balance our budget last month. We're saving green.

'Thanks to me, you can save the money for the cat food from now on and put it into more reasonable investments!'

Lemonade, 50? ? After 25? mail-in rebate.

"I take it you've never had a bank account before?"

'I realize this might be carping but I never did live long enough to enjoy my IRA account.'