Scenic Lover Gifts

'Yes Dad, it's a wonderful view, but do you need to point it out every single day?'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Too crowded. Let's go."

'Echo Tourism'

Motor Tourism

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

"I already noted plenty of beauty on the drive up."

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

Bargeman on a canal boat.

The Lights

'Sightseer at scenic overlook sees many 'Echo Canyon' signs trailing across the canyon.'

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

'Scenic route?'

'Sure, we host weddings, anniversaries and bar mitzvahs. On occasion, we even sell some wine.'

"All right now...hold still."

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

Spiro & Pusho watching TV whilst on a hike.

'Wow! What graphics!'

"I think we took a wrong turn in Albuquerque."

"What, may I ask, does landscape have to do with gender?"

Not So Grand Canyon Next Exit

"I want to capture this leg of our journey."

Scenic Overlook and Hell Hole

'And whenever we do go somewhere, he blocks the view.'

"Smile!"