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'She's so put together!'

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

Jungle Stores.

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

Self-Checkout.

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

Irregulars

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'

"Come back to bed. You know sleep deprivation lowers your sales resistance."

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."