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'So- supernatural phenomena, we meet again.'

Ancient Racing

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Bob's Driving School.

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"It's just a tree."

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Open House of Horrors

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

New York Netherworld

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

Welcome Ghost.

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

Dolphin

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Computer Controlled Car

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

"I'm getting too old for this..."

Witch dice.