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Bob's car finally makes a statement.

Ancient Racing

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Bob's Driving School.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

Dolphin

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Computer Controlled Car

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"I'm getting too old for this..."

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

Fan-Centric Stadium

Arch of Triumph Save

Cow outboard engine

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'I'd love to put you behind the wheel of this car. However, I doubt the bank will allow you to finance it for 30,000 months.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"We're luckier than most people..."

Slipstream

"My boss wanted someone with drive so I hired a NASCAR racer."

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

Pamplona 500

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'