Career Jumper Gifts

Something tells me his current firm aren't going to be happy to let him go!

"You want a job where you don't have to stay in one place for too long? Thought about football management?

"If I don't get a bonus from my bank, I'll quit and flip burgers!"

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"Make a lot of money."

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

The best financial decision I ever made.

Go! Means NOW!

"My report to the board was perfect. They did not understand a word of it and now think I'm smarter than them."

Supermom.

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

I'm a self-made man!

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

Good Luck!

"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"