Career Jumper T-Shirts

Something tells me his current firm aren't going to be happy to let him go!

"You want a job where you don't have to stay in one place for too long? Thought about football management?

"If I don't get a bonus from my bank, I'll quit and flip burgers!"

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"Make a lot of money."

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

The best financial decision I ever made.

"My report to the board was perfect. They did not understand a word of it and now think I'm smarter than them."

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

Go! Means NOW!

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

Supermom.

I'm a self-made man!

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

Good Luck!

"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"