Career Jumper Appreciator T-Shirts

'We want someone we can count on to stick around a while. You keep jumping from job to job.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Mohamed Salah

Giraffe Portrait

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

Girl in Yellow Jumper

Leaping

"It's amazing to think he started out in the lobby."

Extra Long-jump

Something tells me his current firm aren't going to be happy to let him go!

Kicking Butt Since 1998

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"If I don't get a bonus from my bank, I'll quit and flip burgers!"

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

A bit pre festive isn't it?

It's over the hurdle not under...

Equestrian cheats by using a staircase instead of jumping over the jump.

Last day of home school.

'Nice smile! What do you think?'

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

"I used to be a GP, but I wanted a job with a bit more status...'

"Hoppy are the peace makers"

'You gotta be kidding me!'

"I like the look of this steamer in the 2.30."

Jumping

"You want a job where you don't have to stay in one place for too long? Thought about football management?

Cat doing complex equation to work out the jump he needs to make.

'I feel like a right idiot in this jumper.'

"Sorry, guys, but we'll have to take back your medals. We got feet and meters mixed up."

Assassin/Cartoonist