Career Jumper Appreciator T-Shirts

'We want someone we can count on to stick around a while. You keep jumping from job to job.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

Giraffe Portrait

Leaping

Girl in Yellow Jumper

"It's amazing to think he started out in the lobby."

Extra Long-jump

Something tells me his current firm aren't going to be happy to let him go!

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

Kicking Butt Since 1998

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

A bit pre festive isn't it?

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

"If I don't get a bonus from my bank, I'll quit and flip burgers!"

It's over the hurdle not under...

Equestrian cheats by using a staircase instead of jumping over the jump.

'Nice smile! What do you think?'

"I used to be a GP, but I wanted a job with a bit more status...'

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

"I like the look of this steamer in the 2.30."

'You gotta be kidding me!'

"You want a job where you don't have to stay in one place for too long? Thought about football management?

"Hoppy are the peace makers"

Jumping

Cat doing complex equation to work out the jump he needs to make.

'I feel like a right idiot in this jumper.'

Star Jump

Kangaroo and jumping beans.