Career Jumpers Gifts

'I have to admit, it's an impressive resume!'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

Born In Captivity.

Supermom.

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Balancing work and family

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

"I appreciate that you brought me to 'Take our daughters to work day' all those years ago, dad, but I still have to let you go!"

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

Giraffe Portrait

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

'Sometimes I don't know if I'm coming or going.'

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

'A career? A life? Isn't that a conflict of interest?'

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'I can see you doing very well in this organization, eventually replacing me. So.. you're fired!'

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

Extra Long-jump

'That's the lawyer in me trying to get out.'

'We like to find just the right slot for our people.'

"Let's honor this young future farmer - he's ready to endure hard labor, long hours and outrageously low farm prices..."

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'While you were out I replaced you.'

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

"It just happens...one day you wake up and you find that your best billable hours are behind you."