Career Jumpers Prints

'I have to admit, it's an impressive resume!'

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

Born In Captivity.

Supermom.

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Balancing work and family

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

Giraffe Portrait

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

'A career? A life? Isn't that a conflict of interest?'

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'I can see you doing very well in this organization, eventually replacing me. So.. you're fired!'

Extra Long-jump

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

'That's the lawyer in me trying to get out.'

'We like to find just the right slot for our people.'

'While you were out I replaced you.'

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

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"It just happens...one day you wake up and you find that your best billable hours are behind you."

Something tells me his current firm aren't going to be happy to let him go!