Ocean Swimmer Pillows

A mother wearing an inflatable duck leads her three children wearing inflatable ducks into the water

"Look, Doc, I'm a penguin. All I do is swim and eat fish. How on earth do I end up with high cholesterol?"

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"That's my boy!"

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"The back flip was a nice touch."

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'I've never done this before.'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

The synchronized shower event.

Pool lovers

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

"That is six feet."

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."