Shrimp Strategist Gifts

"Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you just set your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket."

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Reverse psychology

"Oh good, you brought Robert's rules of order."

'You've changed since we got married.'

'I remember when all this was fields.'

"Works every time."

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'Larry, you have everything it takes to go far in this company, but a word of advice: lose the laugh.'

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'Ok...on the count of three, we evolve into piranha.'

Outline; Introduction, Body, Conclusion.

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

"Seriously?? All these years swimming in shark infested seas, just to catch a few fish, and you're telling me all we needed was a rod and a bucket of bait?"

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

"May I be candid, Hogarth? I should have thought a shrimp girl would make a more appropriate subject than a girl shrimp."

'Go fish.'

'Bank A' about to jump into to pool of competition followed by banks B and C

'Swimwear taketh away. Footwear giveth back.'

Crab stealing fisherman's bait.

"I know I've asked this before, but are you sure it's 'paper cuts scissors'?"

"Just give him the chips, Doris. We were warned that the seagulls around here are aggressive feeders!"

Seagulls

"The change of scenery does wonders for Harlan's hard-driving personality."

"No Mr Claus. You can't have your order sent to more than one address."

Fishing

'One of the kids called me a shrimp!'

'There's ninety-nine zillion of us, and they think they're running things.'

'I didn't see one deer today. They must have found a great place to hide.'

'Well, another important meeting, and once again, I seem to be the only one from the department who remembered to wear his game face!'