Swamp Strategist Gifts

Out of my Swamp, Comey...!

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"I've just barbecued my head again."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Reverse psychology

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

'I remember when all this was fields.'

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"I like to stay on top of things."

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

The Costs Of Doing War.

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

Don't Worry, Joe, about Afghanistan

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'A toxic waste dump? Great idea! I've been wondering how to spruce up the swamp.'

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

I'm starting a lawn-mowing service instead of going to camp. Excellent. Can I have a loan to get started? What for? Gas can, tool cart, mower blade, sharpening and insurance in case I cut off my foot or someone's prized peony. Maybe we can afford summer camp. It's a bargain.

The Future

'You're away, Doc!'

"I'm new at this - how long did it take you to get things under control?"

The 'Gulf' Coast League.

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

Fearless Frog Part 16

'You can get into enough trouble just in Geneva -- no way you're going to a summit conference in LAS VEGAS!'

'Is it labor day already?'

The Great Conqueror of all.

Man with fly swat - Let the games begin.

"Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you just set your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket."

'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'

Naval Power of England and France

'A closer look,sir, and I've changed my mind on land mines.'

Two men trout fishing