Camping Strategist Gifts

No Overnight Camping of Caravans.

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Glastonbury. After.

A Good Batch.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Transylvanian backpackers.

Support Group for a Good Problem

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Fly Fishing

Sausages.

Marshmallows

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Fishing sign.

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

A vampire in a canoe.

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

The Brothers Grime

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'