Swim Team Chief Pillows

Swimming Prankster

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Pool attached to child's bed.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

'Is the water cold?'

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

Bankside

'The trick is to make it look as easy as possible while, underneath, you're paddling like hell.'

Psychic diving competition.

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

I told you not to swim out to far

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

Fishy tail.

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

Swimming with dolphins./Swimming with a cow.

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

"I'm here to gets the gold"

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

"You're overthinking this."

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

Artist Misses the Point

'Which end's the shallow end?'

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans