Swim Team Members Pillows

"I'm here to gets the gold"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"I'll be glad when they invent PowerPoint."

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

Currently Boston

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

Swimming Prankster

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'Is the water cold?'

'The trick is to make it look as easy as possible while, underneath, you're paddling like hell.'

Psychic diving competition.

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

Baseball Clubhouse Pranks

Welcome to Teamville, Population: 7 ... great people to work with.

Fishy tail.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

'How are you doing on your side?'

Fishing

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Swimming with dolphins./Swimming with a cow.

"Here is the one pager we all agreed on..."

Synchronized Swim Team - Shark in the Water.

See? This is precisely why we don't encourage office romances.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

'I've been transferred again.'