Gymnastics Instructor Gifts

Artist studies trampolinist.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Pool attached to child's bed.

Dog yoga

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Yoga for Alcoholics

Overjumpers

Be Healthy

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Hi-yah!"

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Women's Martial Arts Center

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Unguided imagery

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

'He's maturing early.'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Yoga.

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

Meditation

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"