Gymnastics Gifts

Summersault/Wintersault.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Gymnast on balancing beam about to slip on a banana skin.

"Yes! Paul nails the Edna Vault!"

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Work/Personal Life Balance Beam

'And I'll keep raising the bar until someone comes up with a better business metaphor.'

A cat looks confident about balancing on the beam.

'Oh bugger cramp!'

'I love it when the ice rushes to my head.'

Jimmy likes to stand on his head.

'Of course it's competitive. I'm competing with myself.'

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Gymnastic Scores.

Gymnastics.

'OK, Mr. Ramsey, it says here that you have terrible pain in both feet when you walk. Well, let's take a look.'

"I'm delighted that you feel better, but I'd go easy on those backflips!"

Man somersaulting backwards off piano stool: 'His playing was average, but his dismount was an 8.6'.

Judges using half scorecards for a gymnast who crashed through the floor.

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

Trampoline Balance

'Touch my toes? I can't even see my toes!'

Gymnastic Winner.

Cheerleaders

Acrobat Pensioners

"The back flip was a nice touch."

'He's going for gold alright! FOOL'S GOLD!'

Man catching a woman on flying trapeze.

Free Tumblers.

Now hiring - All positions.

The great pyramid of geezers!

Coach. Your gymnastics routine was great until the dismount.

"A backflip with a full twist, handspray pike and a three quarter roll will do nothing to further your cause Mr Laney."

The Vaulting of the Bulls

Tightrope walking with glass