Gymnastics Pillows

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"Yes! Paul nails the Edna Vault!"

'And I'll keep raising the bar until someone comes up with a better business metaphor.'

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Work/Personal Life Balance Beam

Jimmy likes to stand on his head.

'Oh bugger cramp!'

'Of course it's competitive. I'm competing with myself.'

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

"The back flip was a nice touch."

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

Judges using half scorecards for a gymnast who crashed through the floor.

Man somersaulting backwards off piano stool: 'His playing was average, but his dismount was an 8.6'.

Gymnastic Scores.

Gymnastic Winner.

Cheerleaders

'He's going for gold alright! FOOL'S GOLD!'

Trampoline Balance

Man catching a woman on flying trapeze.

'Touch my toes? I can't even see my toes!'

Gymnastics.

Acrobat Pensioners

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"I'm delighted that you feel better, but I'd go easy on those backflips!"

The handstand enthusiast with no sense of balance

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

"OK, OK, I believe that you were an ‘all-state gymnast at obedience school’... now please get down."

"I understand she's been training in China.''

Two trapeze artists

Trapeze artists commuting

Tightrope walking with glass

The Vaulting of the Bulls

Simone Biles: True Leader

"Dear Joe and Heather, Please excuse the hospital stationary, but I wanted to thank you for inviting me to your roller blading/backyard trampoline/pommel horse party...."