Gymnasts Gifts

Troy's renowned gymnastic team had never before received a gift of such generosity.

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

'He's maturing early.'

'Fitness guru.'

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

Giraffe Portrait

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Cheerleaders

Work/Personal Life Balance Beam

Man catching a woman on flying trapeze.

"Manafort's was the best flip yet."

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

101 uses of a dead cat: spring board.

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

"The back flip was a nice touch."

'So I said 'You must be frackin' joking!''

Fitness Course.

'He has really taken to the training.'

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

"I'm dating an Olympic gymnast!"

Gymnast's Commute

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

'Oh bugger cramp!'

"I'm delighted that you feel better, but I'd go easy on those backflips!"

Trampoline Balance

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."