Musical Gymnast Gifts

The Acrobat/Musician

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Eldrow

'He's maturing early.'

"The overthinker"

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

Giraffe Portrait

"That's hardly necessary!"

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Cheerleaders

Work/Personal Life Balance Beam

Man catching a woman on flying trapeze.

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"Manafort's was the best flip yet."

101 uses of a dead cat: spring board.

"The back flip was a nice touch."

'He has really taken to the training.'

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

Gymnast's Commute

'So I said 'You must be frackin' joking!''

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

"I'm dating an Olympic gymnast!"

Fitness Course.