Linguistic Gymnast Gifts

Wordplay: Intoxicated.

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

'So I said 'You must be frackin' joking!''

"Look, these are the hydraulics of the situation..."

'It would take all day for the joggler to turn the bowlders into colluvia.'

Match Point

"Let's not call it an affair, let's call it a non-linear sexual episode."

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"The overthinker"

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"That's hardly necessary!"

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"I must insist on my lawyer present."

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Man catching a woman on flying trapeze.

101 uses of a dead cat: spring board.

"The back flip was a nice touch."

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

"I've been window-shopping..."

"I think I've eaten something that hasn't agreed with me."

Heart To Heart

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'