Linguistic Athlete Gifts

'Correction: You are not playing well today.' Bob would tack on $20 for the English lesson.

Shampoo.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

The Family Joules: Part 21

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Stick them up...'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

'Mom and dad...if someone threw a rock at me, it would really be like killing two birds with one stone.' 'I told you if we had a child, he'd be a wise-quacker.'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

'To them, capital punishment means making them use proper capitalization.'

'Give it to me straight, Doc... is it pronounceable?'

'That's not what I meant by 'IV'.'

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

The Oxford Comma Coin

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

Signing the declaration of independence.

"These meetings were a lot shorter before we invented compound sentences."