Athletic Linguist Gifts

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

'I really crammed last night.'

'Iguana know what time it is.'

National Academy of Sport

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

The Giamatti era

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

Baseball players and their qualifications.

Hold for one more page, then roll over into the bended elbow, resting chin pose. Book yoga.

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Clinic. Let's see … Have there been any injuries, digestive disorders or malpractice suits today? Nope - No hits, no runs, no errors.

"I think I've eaten something that hasn't agreed with me."

Heart To Heart

'So I said 'You must be frackin' joking!''

Artichoking victim

'You can never be too fit or too tenured.'

'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

Match Point

"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community."

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

"'I sent this to you through the mail to say I hope your day is swell.' What's wrong with that?"

'I'm glad for this companies emphasis on team work. They said I'm not getting laid off - just traded.'

Sports vocabulary

"I hope you like sports metaphors."

"Look, these are the hydraulics of the situation..."

A man reading whilst running on the word LIBRARY

'Is throwing a toupee a technical foul?'

'How did your bowling go?. . . I didn't realize you eyesight was so bad.'

(Woof!) (My word! I believe I'm speaking french!)

Wordplay: Intoxicated.

"To me, baseball is a metaphor for football."

Lingo Of The Dingo.

A man reading whilst running.

"What part of venti frappuccino macchiato frizzi skinny latte antoccino do you not understand?"