Athletic Linguist T-Shirts

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

'I really crammed last night.'

'Iguana know what time it is.'

National Academy of Sport

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

The Giamatti era

Baseball players and their qualifications.

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

Heart To Heart

"I think I've eaten something that hasn't agreed with me."

Artichoking victim

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

'So I said 'You must be frackin' joking!''

'You can never be too fit or too tenured.'

'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

Match Point

"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community."

Sports vocabulary

'I'm glad for this companies emphasis on team work. They said I'm not getting laid off - just traded.'

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

"'I sent this to you through the mail to say I hope your day is swell.' What's wrong with that?"

"I hope you like sports metaphors."

'Is throwing a toupee a technical foul?'

A man reading whilst running on the word LIBRARY

'How did your bowling go?. . . I didn't realize you eyesight was so bad.'

"Look, these are the hydraulics of the situation..."

(Woof!) (My word! I believe I'm speaking french!)

Wordplay: Intoxicated.

A man reading whilst running.

Lingo Of The Dingo.

"To me, baseball is a metaphor for football."

'I could have gone to college on an athletic scholarship, but they found out I could read.'