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"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

The Boys of Indian Summer

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

'Your smile came in a distant third.'

'It wasn't so much a hostile takeover as it was a best 2 out of 3 pillow fight.'

"Your Honor, I have a rebuttal witness."

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

'Thank you for calling the bullpen,,, To continue in English, Press one,,,'

"I must have hit 20 home runs!"

'You got a problem with that call? Do ya, Coach? Well I call 'em the way I see 'em!'

Passionate about Football.

"If the ref wasn't on their side, how come he was wearing their kit?"

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

'Please cover for me Carol. I'll be away from my desk, roaming the cubicles, searching for sports talk.'

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

'We once used this to exercise, but now it's a conversation piece.'

"Gretzky shoots from three-point land for the extra point..." "Idiot"

"Remember, guys – what happens in this CrossFit gym is references ad nauseam outside this CrossFit gym

Marcus Rashford

"I'm the most pathetic man on earth."

"Why is this quarterback still playing?"

"Well, if you don't want to talk politics would you like to talk baseball?"

'The fish and chips are very nice.'

The theraputic quality of the World Cup only comes to the fore with a good xenophobic thrashing of foreigners.

'Look, enough about me... let's talk about my golf swing.'

Puck Building Shoot-out

"Long ago men cursed and beat the ground with sticks. It was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf."

'You call that enlightened?'