Bilingual Hopeful Gifts

"'Pobre Pablo! Hoy esta Enfermo.' Can you tell me what I just said, Cruz?"

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

The Family Joules: Part 21

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

'Stick them up...'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'Mom and dad...if someone threw a rock at me, it would really be like killing two birds with one stone.' 'I told you if we had a child, he'd be a wise-quacker.'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

'To them, capital punishment means making them use proper capitalization.'

'Give it to me straight, Doc... is it pronounceable?'

'That's not what I meant by 'IV'.'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

The Oxford Comma Coin

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

Signing the declaration of independence.

"These meetings were a lot shorter before we invented compound sentences."

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'