Bilingual Bobby Gifts

"Baldo, I got these language tapes to help you learn Spanish."

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

"I will not tolerate that language in this house. What is it,anyway - Latin?"

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

"He says he's a Professor of Rhetoric but I'm not persuaded."

Chère Maman

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

Barking as a Second Language.

'She says we never talk. But that's because she doesn't speak English and I don't speak Spanish.'

'Roughly translated I believe you said 'Hello, Sailor' dear.'

"Seriously...girls have their own language!"

"No! That's no right! Remember to always use spell check."

'I don't trust that guy.'

'I say to hell with it. If it can't be said in English, it ain't worth saying at all.'

"Stop worrying! It can't be THAT hard to learn Chinese - all the children speak it here!"

Jean Chrétien: I don't speak good English, but I French very well!

Dog dictionary/Dog Alphabet.

"You taught me to speak, and now that I'm talking to you, you're all freaked out."

Chère Maman

'When did 'dude' become an adverb and an adjective?'

"Chiminelas caranchita!"

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'I figured it would be a cold day in hell, but this is ridiculous!'

(Dart! ….. I pressed the button for instructions in Spanish!)

'That's gotta be a spelling mistake, right?'

'Writing a French test to keep my boring middle management government job? ...Not!'

'Like I told you: French is English spelt backwards!'

'What were your salad days like?'