Bilingual Buddies Gifts

Chère Maman

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Doggone

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

Cat Burglar

Roget's Pet

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

'You use Romance Languages when wooing your beloved and Hate Languages during the prenup process.'

"Well %$@#(&!! is not a banned word in the &%Xsing UK!"

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

"I’ll do the talking. I’m fluent in deer."

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

No New Grammer Schools

Literary rain

"Stand aside - I'm a doctor of letters, not numbers, but I'll do what I can!"

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

Dikshonarys

"Sprechen ze MOO MOO?"

"I will not tolerate that language in this house. What is it,anyway - Latin?"

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

Cheese grammar.

'I don't know much about Art, but i can tell you all about his wife.'

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

"Hold on, it may not be over… There’s a fatter lady over there."

'And is this young lady your fiasco, Mr. Jones?'

"Why is it always cookies and never crackers?"

The town of Irony, Pennsylvania has long been known for being very literal,

You thought B.Y.O.B. meant what? Beer.

"We've been married so long you not only finish my sentences you start 'em too."

When you said it was a place with women and a bar I didn't think you meant a ballet class.