Bilingual Buddies Prints

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Doggone

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

Cat Burglar

Roget's Pet

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

'You use Romance Languages when wooing your beloved and Hate Languages during the prenup process.'

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"I’ll do the talking. I’m fluent in deer."

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

No New Grammer Schools

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

"Stand aside - I'm a doctor of letters, not numbers, but I'll do what I can!"

Literary rain

Dikshonarys

"Sprechen ze MOO MOO?"

Cheese grammar.

"I will not tolerate that language in this house. What is it,anyway - Latin?"

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

"Hold on, it may not be over… There’s a fatter lady over there."

'I don't know much about Art, but i can tell you all about his wife.'

"Why is it always cookies and never crackers?"

'And is this young lady your fiasco, Mr. Jones?'

The town of Irony, Pennsylvania has long been known for being very literal,

"Now we'll be able to understand political debates."

"It's true! I heard this Bedouin boy calling us "ships of the desert". What on earth is a ship?"