Bilingual Enthusiast Gifts

'Twas the Night before Christmas, and all through la casa, not a creature was stirring...oye, que pasa?

"I will not tolerate that language in this house. What is it,anyway - Latin?"

"Seriously...girls have their own language!"

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

Jean Chrétien: I don't speak good English, but I French very well!

Is it important for a politician to speak a number of languages?

'She says we never talk. But that's because she doesn't speak English and I don't speak Spanish.'

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

The Family Joules: Part 21

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'Stick them up...'

"It lost a little something in translation."

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

'Mom and dad...if someone threw a rock at me, it would really be like killing two birds with one stone.' 'I told you if we had a child, he'd be a wise-quacker.'

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Staff Yearbook

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

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