Bilingual Enthusiast Gifts

'Twas the Night before Christmas, and all through la casa, not a creature was stirring...oye, que pasa?

"I will not tolerate that language in this house. What is it,anyway - Latin?"

"Seriously...girls have their own language!"

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

Jean Chrétien: I don't speak good English, but I French very well!

Is it important for a politician to speak a number of languages?

'She says we never talk. But that's because she doesn't speak English and I don't speak Spanish.'

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Stick them up...'

"It lost a little something in translation."

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Staff Yearbook

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

'Do it write the first time.'

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'