Bilingual Babe Gifts

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

What's normal?

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"It lost a little something in translation."

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Staff Yearbook

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

'Do it write the first time.'

Dyslexia is no longer a disorder...

"They're home...the party's over!"

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

Scouse For Beginners

For Pete's sake, Shirley, stop acting so smug about "getting carded." We were in a library.

Proof Reading

'I think I have aixelsyd.'

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

Spellng Bee

Oxford Lexicon of Excuses for Bad Grammar and Faulty Spelling.

"Why do they keep all these words in the dictionary? I mean, who's going to look up 'dog'?"

'You understand, of course, that my memoirs must be written in ELITE type.'

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

Enoch Powell.

'Really? — the 'Carpe Diem'?'

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

I hear you're sending Rudy to a clandestine meeting with Russian agents for the purpose of coordinating the blackmailing of the American president. What?! I am not! What ever gave you such an outlandish idea? I overheard Rudy asking Siri "How do I say 'hello' in Russian?" That proves nothing. Then he said "Siri, how do I say 'my boss wants your boss to blackmail our president' in Russian?" That could mean anything. Then he said "Siri, how do I say 'that means exactly what it sounds like it means

Exclamation Marks Chasing the Question Mark.