Bilingual Babe Prints

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

What's normal?

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"It lost a little something in translation."

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Staff Yearbook

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

'Do it write the first time.'

Dyslexia is no longer a disorder...

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

"They're home...the party's over!"

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

'I think I have aixelsyd.'

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

Spellng Bee

Scouse For Beginners

Proof Reading

"Why do they keep all these words in the dictionary? I mean, who's going to look up 'dog'?"

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

'You understand, of course, that my memoirs must be written in ELITE type.'

Exclamation Marks Chasing the Question Mark.

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

Enoch Powell.

'Really? — the 'Carpe Diem'?'