Bilingual Bobby Mugs

"Baldo, I got these language tapes to help you learn Spanish."

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."

"I will not tolerate that language in this house. What is it,anyway - Latin?"

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

"He says he's a Professor of Rhetoric but I'm not persuaded."

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

'She says we never talk. But that's because she doesn't speak English and I don't speak Spanish.'

'Roughly translated I believe you said 'Hello, Sailor' dear.'

"Seriously...girls have their own language!"

"No! That's no right! Remember to always use spell check."

'I don't trust that guy.'

'I say to hell with it. If it can't be said in English, it ain't worth saying at all.'

"Stop worrying! It can't be THAT hard to learn Chinese - all the children speak it here!"

Dog dictionary/Dog Alphabet.

"You taught me to speak, and now that I'm talking to you, you're all freaked out."

Jean Chrétien: I don't speak good English, but I French very well!

'When did 'dude' become an adverb and an adjective?'

"Chiminelas caranchita!"

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'I figured it would be a cold day in hell, but this is ridiculous!'

'That's gotta be a spelling mistake, right?'

'Writing a French test to keep my boring middle management government job? ...Not!'

'Like I told you: French is English spelt backwards!'

(Dart! ….. I pressed the button for instructions in Spanish!)

"Wow! Your dad knows a third language?"

'What were your salad days like?'