Bilingual Hopeful Mugs

"'Pobre Pablo! Hoy esta Enfermo.' Can you tell me what I just said, Cruz?"

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'Stick them up...'

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

'Give it to me straight, Doc... is it pronounceable?'

'That's not what I meant by 'IV'.'

'To them, capital punishment means making them use proper capitalization.'

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

The Oxford Comma Coin

"These meetings were a lot shorter before we invented compound sentences."

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

English Lesson No. 1