Bilingual Pup Fan Mugs

(Dart! ….. I pressed the button for instructions in Spanish!)

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Dog in love

'Cat job interviews.'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

"They can put dogs in space, but they can't make decent tasting dog food."

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

"Fashion Week"

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"Bruno, sit."

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

'If it's any consolation, I'm having him fixed next week.'

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

"Do you think Papi will let us have a puppy?"

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

"I will not tolerate that language in this house. What is it,anyway - Latin?"

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

"He's at grade level for everything except cursing. He's swearing at a 9th grade level."

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

"Too goth?"

'She says we never talk. But that's because she doesn't speak English and I don't speak Spanish.'

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

"Can you recommend a good exercise program?"

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."

"Seriously...girls have their own language!"

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."