Linguistic Athlete Pillows

'Correction: You are not playing well today.' Bob would tack on $20 for the English lesson.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Shampoo.

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Stick them up...'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

'Give it to me straight, Doc... is it pronounceable?'

'That's not what I meant by 'IV'.'

'To them, capital punishment means making them use proper capitalization.'

The Oxford Comma Coin

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

"These meetings were a lot shorter before we invented compound sentences."

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'