Linguistic Gymnasts Pillows

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"The overthinker"

"I stand corrected."

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"I must insist on my lawyer present."

"That's hardly necessary!"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

How a poet works

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

'So I said 'You must be frackin' joking!''

Heart To Heart

Artichoking victim

''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'

Wordplay: Mandate - Escort Agency.

"I've been window-shopping..."

"I think I've eaten something that hasn't agreed with me."

"You think you're pretty holy, huh!"

Professional Couples

'Doctor, my speech bubble has slipped!'

Multitasking

Giant brain with an arrow through it sits on Freud's psychiatric couch.

Keeping fit by weight training with 'le creuset' saucepans

The Acrobat/Musician

Brains versus management books.

Match Point

'All my life, I've been hearing about this 'pound of cure.' How much does it cost by the pound?'

'Relax, baby, and pay no attention to that old man behind you.'

'I'm pleased to be someone who thinks the glass is half-full but I still wonder who drank the first half?'