Literary Gymnast Pillows

Multitasking

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"The overthinker"

"That's hardly necessary!"

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Man catching a woman on flying trapeze.

101 uses of a dead cat: spring board.

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

"The back flip was a nice touch."

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

'So I said 'You must be frackin' joking!''

"I'm dating an Olympic gymnast!"

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

Gymnast's Commute

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

'Oh bugger cramp!'

The Poet.

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

Trapeze artists commuting

Professional Couples

Graceful, for a big man....

'I wish your father wouldn't dance at weddings. It's so embarrassing.'

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

Gymnast tangled up.