Office Gymnast Pillows

'Help wanted: Various positions available'

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

In, out, shake it all about.

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

"Yup, marathon meetings all day."

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

Office Safety.

Heavy Workload

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire

'The company have been very accommodating in allowing him to train in office hours.'

Happy Office

Gigantic Titan Inc personnel: 'We have plenty of computer nerds! What we need is jocks to make our softball team more competitive!'

No, dear, I couldn't workout today, but I did do some strenuous selling and rigorous reinvestment!

Lady keeping fit by skipping with her mouse chord.

Rowing machine attached to a desk.

Reduce stress-related injuries and turbo-charge your career with these easy workstation exercises!

"If your going to get frustrated with your computer and assault it, may I suggest stretching first. You have three pulled muscles."

"Scoot over. I could use a workout too."

The Executive Manual of Exercise

The people downstairs are complaining about your extra curricular activities.

Downward Dog

'Do you get the impression that Simpson isn't completely happy here!'

'Just bag the groceries kid.'

'Believe me, McFarland, I can appreciate a man who marches to the beat of a different Drum, but you don't march, you boogie!'

"Don't ask."

Three desks: In out, In out, Shake it all about.

"Better show my three-o'clock in, Yolanda. He has been waiting."

"Want to win?"