Office Gymnasts Pillows

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

In, out, shake it all about.

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"....how many kids have we got now?"

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

Run, Mike, Run!

'He's still able to do the work of three committees.'

"All this stuff? I'm meeting for two now."

Look at me multitasking. I'm shooting the breeze, checking invoices and drinking coffee.

'I don't like your attitude, Peterson, whatever it is.'

"Yup, marathon meetings all day."

'You're three o'clock cancelled, the Parson deal is ending, and your husband wants to know if the dishes are dirty or clean.'

"You've bust your hump."

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

'Jack, I'm on a conference call right now.'

Office Safety.

Future Micro MGR.

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

Heavy Workload

"One of my strengths as an employee is my ability to multitask."

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire

'The company have been very accommodating in allowing him to train in office hours.'

Happy Office

No, dear, I couldn't workout today, but I did do some strenuous selling and rigorous reinvestment!

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."